What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.