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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline