What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.