What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.