When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

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It was out standing in its field!

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Lie-lacs!

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.