When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.