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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Any 4 numbers in a row.

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She wanted to wash up on shore

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Because he was dead!

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Men, get in the boat!

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A row-tater.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!