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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!