When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Are you up for a little row-mance

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.