Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.