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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.