Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.