Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.