Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

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How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate