Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.