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How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.