How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts