How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.