How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!