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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.