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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts