Draft Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

You might also enjoy:

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.