A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
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Because they are surrounded by drafts!
He was trying to dodge the draft.
With lots of drafts
He's afraid of the draft.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
To avoid the draft!
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
The coming of the Lord.
They aren't late.. They aren't coming.
I do.
Anticlimactic
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
An Oncologist
It didn't matter, they were all ears
To draw the curtains!
He parks his car, man.
Parkinson's.
A Cyborger
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
