Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!