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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.