Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!