Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.