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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet