Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't