Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't