Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.