Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.