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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).