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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.