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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!