What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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What is a black cat's favorite TV show?

Miami mice!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.