Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!