Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!