Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.