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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!