What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Rottweiler Jokes More Rottweiler Jokes

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.