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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.