What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.