What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder