What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!