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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil