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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!