How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.