How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.