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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans