How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.