How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks