Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A hot dog
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
When there is a prophet involved.
Because time was always running out.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Studying their Miranda Rights.
They pray on the weak.
Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A football match.......
It's because they don't know the words.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?