March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Previous Random Joke Next
Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person without a son?

Per

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.