A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
What Am I Wearing Today
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."
Because no one else will do it for them!
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
