What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.