What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

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What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog