What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.