What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.