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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.