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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.