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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.