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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.