What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!