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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.