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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!