What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

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Elizabeth.

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Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Let my peephole grow!

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A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!