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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Rider Jokes More Rider Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!