What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.