What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!