What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.