How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.