How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!