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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.