How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.