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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.