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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale