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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes