Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
With a blues scale
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
Oooohms
Because that's what they measure.
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
In square feet.
In hertz!
You use an o-silly-scope!
In yarr'ds.
Demeter.
A cosmetrologist.
In mooments
In Hertz.
With a tire gauge.
Because they don't have any feet!
Im measuring your patience
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
Moogabytes
A religious movement!
25 years in prison
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
Columbus.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
But we would never know because he couldn't stand up
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
He buys it from Starbucks...
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Word,yo.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
They both travel at c
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
