How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.