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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.