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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Trophy Jokes More Trophy Jokes

What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get?

A trophy

What did the coma patient win?

A-trophy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.