What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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When there is a prophet involved.

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Guac-A-Mole.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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LeBronze James

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An incongruity between expectation and result.

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Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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If it's black it won't give you any food

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They both were recently ironed.

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Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Trophy Jokes More Trophy Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!