What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Trophy Jokes More Trophy Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.