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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What is the only olympic sport that Mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Trophy Jokes More Trophy Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get?

A trophy

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.