Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.