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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

By m'tosis

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.