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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary