Dictionary Jokes

You can see the definition.

Incorrectly.

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He got a way with words.

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Because they'll always have the last word.

In the dictionary.

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Because it's undefined.

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Because he wanted to get more definition.

High definition.

He made a Freudian slip

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

A tuba toothpaste.

Sushi bars and stop signs.

The word "free"

Word of mouse.

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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