You can see the definition.
Incorrectly.
Addictionary
He got a way with words.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
People that would use said word can't read.
Because they'll always have the last word.
In the dictionary.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
A pun!
Because it's undefined.
Wrong.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"
Because he wanted to get more definition.
High definition.
He was a body-builder
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Because it multiplied by dividing.
By m'tosis
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Because they all add up!
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Salt Lick City.
