Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.