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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.