Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.