Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.