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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.