Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
A)..... The Interpreter.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Because of the culture!
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
He got hit by a bus!
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
You call 9-wun-wun
A Brick.
He got a way with words.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
