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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre