What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

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How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.