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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre