What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.