What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight