What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

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TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.