Photon Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me