Photon Jokes

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Because the photon was incoherent.

Because they are light.

A lightsabre

Because Happy Hour ended.

They are light.

He was Travelling Light

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

They both travel at c

It was happy hour.

Because Happy Hour ended.

The Specific Ocean

Because Happy Hour ended.

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Straight Outta Carton.

It goes to Twerk!

He needed a place to crash.

At the Czech-out line.

It was time to split.

Because he couldn't float!

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Photon Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Why can't you feel photons?

What do you need to split a photon?

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

How is it that photons travel so fast?

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

How heavy is a photon?

What do pirates have in common with photons?

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