The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
Because the photon was incoherent.
Because they are light.
They having a float-on. it very good
A lightsabre
Planck!*
Because Happy Hour ended.
They are light.
Photons
He was Travelling Light
I don't know, but it's probably light-weight
They both travel at c
Because his life is at stake.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Guy: 34C.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.
Carrion.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
A levi-tater.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because he ate his carrion.
In their trunk!