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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.