What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."