What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.