What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.