A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

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Pop, Lock & Drop It

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different