Pop,goes the weasel.
That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"
A meanderthal
A Fartender
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
Pops.
2-pop
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.