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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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An informant

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A pro-teen bar

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Air condish.

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Try some sparkly earrings.

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He per-prosed

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The fun guy

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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Why the wrong face?

The bartender says.

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Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different