A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different