Pop,goes the weasel.
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)
Chili CON Carne!
Yellow Cake
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
Asks the bartender. "I got fired."
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
