A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

My pop is bigger than your pop.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different