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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.