A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.