What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.