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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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A blonde serves more people in a night.

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So you can tell it apart from urine

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A weeafood

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All are equally oxymoronic.

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Ra'men.

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Vote!

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A whole-lot-more

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Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible