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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible