Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Easily Offend Person Jokes More Easily Offend Person Jokes

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.