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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Easily Offend Person Jokes More Easily Offend Person Jokes

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.