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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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A toddler can count past two...

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I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.