Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.