Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.