As a Canadian, this offends me.
Grrraaaaiiinnns...
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Scares their dogs.
Because they drink to much coughee.
The canoe tips.
Grade eh
She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
When he's completely out of line
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