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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.