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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)