What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!