What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)