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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level