Grade Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

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Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!