Grade Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.