I couldn't raise them
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
They bio-D-grade.
First grade.
To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
The third grade.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
His grades were below sea level
Third Grade!
First grade
Because he'd D graded her.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Grade A!
Grade eh
The first grade.
Third grade.
Grade six.
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Full Marx
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
He was a pharmacist.
Raise a family.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
A baby with a javellin through its head.
Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*
Im a fungi
Because they're made out of graphite
Sits down and works it out with a pencil.
My donation check to the orphanage.
I don't know I just fly the drone.
A nun with a javelin through her head
Wait, I can explain everything!
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
