Grade Jokes

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Grade Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

Love Card

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

What's long and hard on a black guy?

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

Why do pencils shave?

What's long and hard on a black man?

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

Why did the sailor ground his son?

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

What's long and hard On a black person?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

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