Grade Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

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Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James