I couldn't raise them
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
They bio-D-grade.
First grade.
To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
The third grade.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
His grades were below sea level
Third Grade!
First grade
Because he'd D graded her.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Grade A!
Grade eh
The first grade.
Third grade.
Grade six.
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Full Marx
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
Raise a family.
He was always out standing.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
To get brighter!
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
To win dough.
Because they have no chemistry
Cause the system is broke, yo.
