Grade Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

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A Nicolas Cage.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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How much is half of 8?

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Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!