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Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Johnny Depp Jokes More Johnny Depp Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.