Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P