Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What did A say to B about: and D?

They seem happy when they are together -