Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!