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Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Johnny Depp Jokes More Johnny Depp Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis