Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

A retarded gorilla

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent