Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!