Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!