Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

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Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.