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Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.