Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."