Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

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How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.