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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition