One good turn deserves another.
He made a spectacle of himself.
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
When it's turned into the teacher.
It wasn't born yesterday.
He made a grave mistake.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because he deserved it, that's what for!
