Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...