Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition