How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!