How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark