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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im