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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.