How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!