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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.