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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace