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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.