How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!