How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.