How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.