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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!