How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.