How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.