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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.