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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?