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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr