What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.