What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.