What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What building has the most stories?

A library.