What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What building has the most stories?

A library.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.