What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.