What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...