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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.