What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

Previous Random Joke Next

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why aren't there any mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.