Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
Nostrildamus
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
A calendar has a future...
Medium Pizzas
The lightbulb works fine...
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
The iPhone Ayyyye-t
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
The future
A 4chan teller.
Horror-scopes!
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
I'd autotune him out.
Rocket Farts.
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Jose and Hose B
There's too much racket
A stand up driver.
Whom Whom Whom Whom
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
Because they'd been on the vine.
It was Pirated.
Because their eggs stinked!
