Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
Nostrildamus
Psychic-delic.
They Hire 'Em A Biff!
A calendar has a future...
Medium Pizzas
Because they are set in the future.
With a magic 8-ball
The lightbulb works fine...
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
The iPhone Ayyyye-t
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
The future
Cristobal
Because it's the future
A 4chan teller.
Horror-scopes!
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Because their future is so bright
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
I'd autotune him out.
Because it's the future.
Rocket Farts.
Did they release a GTA Go
The safety.
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
Annoying.
A Cellfie
Frodo-genic
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
An investigator.
They both want tablets for Christmas.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Because it was on old croc.
They remove all attachments.
ISIS
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Stop crying and viper your nose.
