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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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An "A" frame...

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To prove that he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!