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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!