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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Odor Jokes More Odor Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.