What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.