Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
By thinking outside the box
Elvis Parsley
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
They're able to stomach a lot.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
The Earth's crust is on the outside.