Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
The cow didn't make it.
Plaqueface
The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
His desk is level
He had a hole in one.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
