What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.