What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!