What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!