What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!