What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts