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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.