Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.