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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.